December 2010
What's the point in saying "No homo"? No one's...
increasedentropy:
commanderspock:
squintyoureyes | monkeyknifefight
“I love you, cat. No bestiality.”
I love …lamp. No objectophilia.
‘No hetero’ is like, my fucking motto, man. Because you be nice to one mouth breather and suddenly he wants to date you. So for me it’s like, “Hey, nice shoes. No hetero.” “Have a cookie, no hetero.” “That’s really funny, no hetero.”
the patriarchy phrasebook →
humorlessfeminist:
Patriarchy: ‘He loved women’ Translation: ‘He fucked a lot of women’
Patriarchy: ‘You’re a feminazi/ bitch/ dyke/ delusional woman/ whore/ desperate for a fuck’ Translation: ‘I am threatened by your argument and am scared of you and it’
Patriarchy: ‘Smile, love!’ Translation: ‘Why are you not deferential to my masculinity?’
Patriarchy: ‘I’m not being racist/ sexist/...
It's alarming how accurate this online... →
adorianmode:
I have so far thought of Barbara-Gordon-as-Oracle, Carmen Sandiego, and Little Edie Beale from Grey Gardens, and it’s figured it out every time.
ETA: Add Shizuru from Mai-HiME and Diana from next to normal to the list. Though it took more than 20 questions for Diana—the first guess was, uh, Wendy.
Like, fast-food Wendy.
“Many of my friends are straight. It’s just as much fun to me. I don’t wanna hang...”
– John Waters, in this nice article by Roger Ebert, here. (via joelshoe)
A Guy, A Girl, and A Strong Dislike for Society:... →
fashao:
make the following. next to a fire. perhaps whilst watching a christmas movie. curled up on the couch. don’t tell me this doesn’t sound delightful. oh yeah. and i found these recipes on www.whattodrink.com.
the Mele Kalikimaka Martini (for those of you who are not familiar with Bing Crosby,…
YOU LOSE!
traceylumpkins:
YOU GET NOTHING!
